"Everything I’ve Ever Stolen From CVS (PARODY)"

I miss you more than you know! But you hurt me, and that wasn't right... [HAPPY MLK DAY!!!]

For legal reasons
I must ensure your understanding
of this piece.
That it is a parody,
and as such
that I do not need to disclos
etoyou that these 
Things
that I took were only
what
I needed to keep living 
(Such as:
lash glue (White)
Some Kombucha maybe
A box of staples
Command Strips
A Journal
2 ballpoint pens
Fruit) and that 
My ex boyfriend 
Would a…